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Signs of Serious Ghost Whisperer addiction

• 1. You suddenly believe in ghosts.
• 2. You hear a noise in your basement and your first thought is "What's Melinda's number?!"
• 3. The only thing you think about is Melinda and Jim.
• 4. People call you the Ghost Whisperer freak.
• 5. You buy a t-shirt that says "Ghost Whisperer" with a picture of Melinda on it.
• 6. You get the season DVD's of Ghost Whisperer.
• 7. You know a conversation that isn't about Ghost Whisperer or NCIS is not a conversation.
• 8. You use the phrase "Half-naked co-eds in jeopardy thoughts." (Guilty :)
• 9. People think you're nuts because you talk too much. And it's never about boys, only Ghost Whisperer.
• 10. You cry when Melinda cries.
• 11. You have joined this fan wiki.
• 12. When you see an ambulance drive by, you look to see if Jim's in there.
• 13. When you see the promo for the next episode, you run through your house screaming the thing that made your Ghost whisperer scale shoot to 'crazy!' and then you break a lamp because you're so excited! (I broke a lamp in my living room :)
• 14. When Jim died, you sobbed for hours on end, just as if you just saw your best friend/family member/partner die.
• 15. You listen to Ghost Whisperer songs endlessly in search for missed clues.
• 16. You live on fan boards like these, barely taking time out to do your work and take care of your basic needs.
• 17. You study episodes in depth, hoping to find a tiny clue that you missed that will help to explain this season's cliffhanger/mythology.
• 18. You start talking about Baby Clancy, boy or girl... I think she is a girl ,like Mom and all the Ghost Whisperer women in the Lucas family.
• 19. You're addicted to Ghost Whisperer when you read every word printed anywhere about the show.
• 20. You get into heated discussions with someone on a board somewhere that tells you what you may or may not think or believe about Ghost Whisperer.
• 21. You watch TV shows about the ghostly world.
• 22. You wonder why Melinda has not boarded, cemented, steel trapped that entry into underground Grandview.
• 23. You have started writing Ghost Whisperer stories on the CBS Ghost Whisperer board... yep I did it...
• 24. You know you have a Ghost Whisperer addiction that is totally off the charts, when other people email you to ask you how to make the other board members stop fighting over Jamie Kennedy asset or sinking rock.
• 25. You know you are addicted to Ghost Whisperer when the board members pm you to stop the infighting on the board.
• 26. You know you are addicted to Ghost Whisperer, when the show is on and you could care less if the kids are fighting the dog is crying to go out, and you tell them all to shut up and wait until a commercial.
• 27. You know you are a Ghost Whisperer addict of the highest level, when someone sends you Facebook,emails, and PMS to see if you think the scene on the season 4 episode 19 shows Melinda and Jim/Frankenjims wedding, and they are from Europe.
• 28. You know you are addicted to ghost whisperer when you realized how much you took the couple for granted after Jim died, and you realized how much you love him when he came back.
• 29. You were so scared when Jim died and you couldn't stop thinking about what was going to happen to David Conrad.
• 30. You write "I ♥ Ghost Whisperer" on any paper surface you can find! (I always do this!!!!!!!!)
• 31. You believe you know everything there is to know about ghosts.
• 32. You hear something that you swear is a quote from the show and whip out your DVD set and watch it until you find it.
• 33. You watch the episodes over and over again until you get bored. (Even though you know you never will)

34. You go through Ghost Whisperer with drawls and when its Saturday you ask yourself if its Friday yet .
35. You get up early in the morning to watch Ghost Whisperer videos on YouTube and before you know it its time to go to bed.
36. You dream about ghost whisperer, and being a part of the Gordon-Clancy family (oh yes, it never fails!)
37. When you hear noises in the night you think of Melinda and wish she was there.
38. You feel like you literally love the Ghost Whisperer family.
39. You watch any show related to the Paranormal and while you are watching you wonder if Melinda watches the show too, and you wonder what she thinks about it.
40. You deliberately set your shower times so that you don't miss it, or you don't have to have showers on Fridays.
41. If your mom tells you that you have to go somewhere Friday evening, you scream and shout and throw the biggest fit you've EVER THROWN to get to stay home to watch Ghost Whisperer!
42. You cried when Melinda found out she was having a boy and when Jim took her to the street where they first met!
43. You smile a little and/or giggle when they drop hints of trivia in the show - for example, When Eli commented on Audrey Hepburn, you smiled because you knew that Jennifer Love Hewitt is the honorary Goddaughter of the Audrey Hepburn Fund... Or when Payne said that a girl's favourite horror movie was "I know what you did last Summer", you giggled because JLH is also in that movie :)
44. You are angry and bummed that Jim and Melinda are having a baby boy and you have signed all the petitions on this wiki against it because it doesn't tie in to the story.
45. You are extremely excited that Melinda is having a boy because now Jim and "_______" (The baby's name) can play ball, watch football, and just look so adorable together.
46. If one of your friends calls during Ghost Whisperer, you rant and scream at them through the receiver before you even know who it is.
47. If you have a Friend spend the night on a Friday when a new Ghost Whisperer is on, you hit them hard if they talk even once.
48. You deny the fact your addicted to Ghost Whisperer.
49. You spend more than an hour on this wiki every day. (This I am very guilty of :)
50. Your computer malfunctions and you're looking for Melinda to come, put her hand on the screen, find the problem, and fix it.
51. The television network shows a promo for a re-run and you can name the episode title AND number.
52. You see everywhere someone who reminds you of a Ghost Whisperer character, you could swear they were their double, when they probably look nothing like them.
53. You postpone needed surgery because you might be under when the show comes on.
54. You wear your hair exactly like Melinda's so you feel happy all day when you can't watch Ghost Whisperer.
55. Drooling over Jim is just something you can't help.
56. You wonder who the hell does Eli's hair!?
57. How many times have you seen every episode?!!!!!!!?
58. You're 15 years old and you really want to marry a man like Jim when you are older. (I told my mom this, and she told me that I'd be lucky because there's not many guys like him left :P)
59. People dub you as "The One Who Can't Shut Her/His Trap About Ghost Whisperer."
60. You think you know everything there is to know about Ghost Whisperer.
61. Your journal (If you keep one) is hardly a journal, but mostly a book of Fanfictions.
62. Your priorities are majorly screwed up as the first one almost always is "Ghost Whisperer."
63. Try as you might you just can't shut up about it.
64. In a quiz on what character you're most like, you rig your answers so you turn out as your favorite.
65. You hear a bump in the night and you bet your life on it that it's a ghost.
66. You try with all the will in you to turn your friends into addicts, and when you quiz them on last night's show and they say they didn't watch it, you tell them to meet you in the parking lot at sundown.
67. You ask your friend if they believe in ghosts, and when they say no, you put them in a dark, cold room with nothing but a DVD player and make them watch endless episodes. Then, after they have almost died, it's simple... they believe.
68. You use the term "Scout's Honor", and you use it on other Wiki's or around your non-Ghost Addict friends and giggle. Then other people think that you're weird because they have no idea what you're talking about.
69. You are depressed when your doctor says you have until Thursday to live, because it's a new Ghost Whisperer on Friday.
70. You have let your family know that every Friday at 8:00 is "Shut Up And Leave Me Alone I'm Watching TV" time.
71. At least 2 quizzes have dubbed you as "Crazy Addicted, Get A Life"
72. You have written over 3 Fanfictions and asserted yourself into at least one.
73. You zone out whenever anyone else is talking, unless you hear the words "ghost", and "whisperer" together in the same sentence.
74. Whenever someone says "What's Ghost Whisperer?" you hit them on the head...HARD.
75. In your opinion, the best thing to happen to you, literaly IS Ghost Whisperer.
76. You've added over 15 of these, and counting.
77. Your friends are planning an intervention.
78. Anyone has told you "You have a problem." and they are regarding Ghost Whisperer
79. You constantly ask yourself, WWMD. What would Melinda do?
80. You say "Ghost Whisperer's coming on soon, I can't wait!!!!!" when you have about 3 hours to go.
81. You try so hard to convince your friend that you're not sicko, crazy, or nuts because you're obsessed with Ghost Whisperer. You explain to her that there are millions out there who LOVE it, but she's the one who is crazy, right?
82. You buy a t-shirt that says "I'd rather be watching Ghost Whisperer" and wear it everywhere because its soooo true!!
83. You have successfully turned one of your friends into an addict.
84. You cried when you found out that your Ghost Whisperer DVD has a scratch on it.
85. You legally changed your name to Melinda or Jim.
86. You have/will name your kid/pet Melinda or Jim.
87. You wish you could see ghosts because then you could relate to Melinda.
88. You are trying to write a history paper on the Civil War and you absentmindedly write about the history of Ghost Whisperer instead.
89. You spent hours looking on the Internet trying to find episodes of Ghost Whisperer on the computer.
90. You started freaking out when you couldn't find the Ghost Whisperer Spirit Guide book.
91. Your friends and family start to avoid you after you talked about Ghost Whisperer for two straight hours.
92. You are counting down the days until season five premiers (Guilty)
93. All you want for your birthday is to meet Melinda.
94. Melinda is your idol.
95. If you could, you would marry Ghost Whisperer.
96. You skip your grandmother's birthday party because Ghost Whisperer is on.
97. You would turn down a million dollars if it meant you could watch Ghost Whisperer forever.
98. You know all the symbolism of every detail in the show.
99. You wish Ghost Whisperer is on 24/7.
100. You've read all 100 signs!
101. You are guilty for every single one of these.
102. You start to knock out a section of a wall in your basement, hoping maybe you’ll find a buried city under your house.
103. Your computer starts to go all funky and you sit there for 15 minutes waiting to see if a message shows up on the screen from a ghost , and when nothing happens, you’re really disappointed.
104. Your idea of the best night of your life is sitting down in front of a TV, turning off all the lights, and watching every single episode of ghost whisperer ever made.
105. Every SINGLE essay or report you have EVER written since you've been obsessed with Ghost Whisperer has ALWAYS had something in it about the show. (All mine have and it's hilarious when I re-read them and imagine my class thinking "What is she talking about?!"
106. You get your friends on this wiki and when they say they have to go (They don't really have to get off. They just aren't big fans), you threaten them that if they don't stay on, you'll haunt them when you die... and they stay on.
107. You WHOLE wall... plus you closet doors are plastered with so many posters of Jim, Melinda, and the whole cast that you stopped trying to count them... and now you can't even open your closet!!
108. You're the highest contributor on this page.
109. If you had one of the Ghost Whisperer designer people come over to your house, they could prove you have almost all of Melinda's clothes. And since they make a lot of her things... you have some really close ones, too.
110. You create your Jim & Melinda t-shirt and order 27+ to pass out to all your friends.
111. Your birthday party theme is all about Ghost Whisperer and you scare yourself and all your friends so much that you keep thinking you saw a ghost... when all it was was a car's headlights or something like that.
112. You absolutely dread the day November 7, 2008 because that's the day Jim died.
113. You e-mail about a million requests to all magazines begging them to put Ghost Whisperer on the cover... and they're really starting to get pissed because you won't stop.
114. Your normal summer day consists of watching Ghost Whisperer, feeding the dog and cats, watching Ghost Whisperer, brushing your teeth (While watching Ghost Whisperer), watching Ghost Whisperer, eating lunch, playing soccer, playing basketball, watching Ghost Whisperer, painting your toenails and fingernails the color that Melinda has on in the episode you are currently watching, watching Ghost Whisperer, eating dinner, feeding the dog and cats, playing Hide-And-Seek with your little brother, watching Ghost Whisperer, swim team practice, watching Ghost Whisperer, watching NCIS, when NCIS goes off... watching more Ghost Whisperer, pretend to be asleep until your parents are asleep and sneaking out you DVD player and Ghost Whisperer DVD's and watching until you fall asleep with your DVD payer still running, getting caught in the morning because you fell asleep before you could put your DVD player away, and then starting all over again.
115. You are IN LOVE with the song "The Man Who Can't Be Moved" because it's a perfect Jimel song!!
116. You are getting a guitar and it has "Ghost Whisperer" engraved on it. The pick has "Jimel" engraved on it and the strap has photos of Jim & Melinda on it. (I can't wait to get it!!)
117. You like that Jamie and Jennifer Love are dating, but you'd rather it be David and Jennifer Love dating instead.
118. Jennifer Love Hewitt excepted your friend invitation on MySpace.com and she even sent you a PERSONAL message because of how "Ghost Whisperery" your profile is.
119. Every book you read that has ANYTHING to do with Ghost Whisperer, you make a point to tell it to the world.
120. When you're playing a computer game, you put your hand up to the screen and see if you can jump into the game... and when you can't, you are really disappointed. And when one of your family members sees you looking at the screen with your hand on it, you say, "Well, it worked for Melinda...."
121. Any little weird thing that happens, you say it's ghost related.
122. On the NEW season premiere, you go running into school and when you get to the gym, you burst through the doors ready to scream to your friend that it's FINALLY HERE!! (The gym is usually really noisy and you could probably scream and no one would hear) But when you burst through the doors... it's perfectly quiet. You see several kids in the middle of the gym who are in BIG trouble and the teacher made everyone who talked after that go to the principle's office. So you're standing there in the doorway with your arms up in the air ready to scream and looking all excited, and everyone is looking at you... then all of the sudden someone says, "Come on! *rolls eyes* don't tell me Ghost Whisperer or NCIS is coming on again?!!? This gets really boring after every Tuesday and Friday at clockwork you scream!" Well, let your imagination figure out what happens next.... :)
123. You blacked out for a minute when you were reading Ghost Whisperer's tweets from comic-con the minute they came out (Guilty!).
124. You talk to somebody, pretending it is a Ghost Whisperer character, and that's how you think of all your fanfictions (Guilty again).
125. You've tried to put the Ghost Whisperer theme song as your MySpace profile song (Yup!)
126. You have a homemade poster of Ghost Whisperer that you made in PowerPoint (Yes).
127. You cry as if you're dying when watching sad episodes, even if you've seen them three times already (Um, yes.).
128. You have ALMOST thought of giving up your old obsession (PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN) for GW (Almost, but never. I am in love with P.O.T.C, but I adopted baby GW, so I'm focused on my baby right now.)
129. You come up with stupid things like THAT.
130. You rant on every major site you have an account on about the gender of the baby.
131. You've emailed the writers to give some of your ideas a thought.
132. ALL you EVER talk about is Jimel. NO MATTER WHAT a conversation is about, if it involves you, it always ends up to be about Ghost Whisperer or Jimel!
133. When you saw "Deja Boo" you bawled like a little baby at the end. (I totally did and I went to sleep bawling. Jim is SO sweet!)
134. When during the commercial break of the episode, you go on this fan wiki to find out what other fans are thinking about the episode. (That's what I do and every 7 seconds, I run in the room where I am watching it to make sure I don't miss anything.)
135. You compare your opinions with other fans about the episode after it's finished.
136. You go to school crying the next day becuase of a special Jimel moment and your friends ask you why you're crying, and when you tell them they say, "You had all night to cry... why ya STILL crying?" and your exscuse is always, "because it's GHOST WHISPERER, that's why!"
137. Your friend's get into Ghost Whisperer, just so they'll understand your quotes (But then you get their whole family into it).
138. You prefer to date men with the names Jim, Payne, Eli, and Sam!
139. You're proud of your friends for watching GW.
140. Your friends get "rewarded" when the watch Ghost Whisperer.
141. Anyone you EVER talk to on ANY website, you ALWAYS remind them to sign up on the Ghost Whisperer fan Wiki! (I do, and if they don't, I keep bugging them until they block me as a user or friend :)
142. You find that the pizza in your fridge has "frost burn" and you MAKE you family "save the pizza"... just like Jim made Melinda save his pizza. (LOL, this just LITERALLY happened to me. I just had dinner and we "saved" the pizza and my excuse was, "Jim did it... but you wouldn't understand...."
143. HOW LONG DO YOU SPEND ON THIS WIKI EVERY DAY?!?!?!
144. When you're at school and there's a new GW on that night, you write on every paper surface "Ghost Whisperer" multiple times, until you need to ask for a new homework sheet. (Sorry Mrs. Odey...)
145. You are UBER excited when you find out your local graveyard is supposed to be haunted, because maybe you can cross some ghosts over in you're spare time...
146. If you have a ghostly encounter, your first reaction is "HELP ME MELINDA!!!"
147. You watch shows and movies about ghosts and the paranormal just so you can brag you know as much as Melinda.
148. You find out your friend is a GW fan too now, and you instantly start telling her all the spoilers you know before she can even say, "But I'm only still watching season ONE!!!"
149. You still bawl when you see the episode that Jim died in, and cover your eyes because you KNOW it's going to happen!
150. You make sure EVERYONE around you (whether they know what GW is or not) knows how you feel about GW.
151. You are bored, so you call one of your friends. When she picks up the phone, she's happy you called. She imediatly hangs up the phone as soon as the first words come out of your mouth,"Hey, did you see Ghost Whisperer last night?"
152. You are guilty of at least 100 of these.
153. When the GW series finaly ends (Hopefully not for a while...), you will curl yourself into a ball, cry for several days, starve yourself, and loathe whatever show took the 8:00 PM slot on CBS.
154. You think it's cute how CBS is putting Medium in a slot right after GW, so they have almost like a "Medium Block!"
155. You are on the NCIS: Los Angeles Fan Wiki and you are chatting in the chat room. The rules clearly state that the chat room is only for NCIS: LA chat only... next thing you know, you are banned because you wouldn't stop talking about Ghost Whisperer! (I got unbanned though :)
156. Whenever you ride bikes, you wonder if Jim would be proud.
157. You want to live in Grandview.
158. You go on Penthius instead of google (It's my homepage!)
159. You named a stray dog near you "Homer".
160. Your username is GHOSTWHISPERED.
161. You wear things like Melinda. (Sexy casual)
162. You want to get a Saturn Outlook jut like Melinda's.
163. You only like muscular, dark- haired, light blue- eyed paramedics. (WAAAAYY GUILTY!!!!)
164. You wanted to vote for Melinda Gordon for President.
165. You read a book about ghosts and then when you're scared, you call out, "Melinda."
166. You now wear black nail poilish ALL THE TIME just because Melinda wears it sometimes.
167. You are getting Melinda's "Locket" necklace which also has her wedding ring on it!
168. You got your favorite ring engraved to say "Forever" just as Jim did!
169. Sometimes while you' re driving you do unexpected u - turns just like Melinda.
170. You want your future car to be Melinda's red jeep... you just have to find out what the make and model is!♥
171. The only way your family can get you to talk to them is to bring up Ghost Whisperer in the conversation.
172. Every time you watch "Imaginary Friends & Enemies", you can't help but scream at Melinda and Jim to go home every three seconds.
173. You have already made plans with your friends to have a sleepover on September 25, 2009.... Well, last time a friend came when you were watching NCIS or Ghost Whisperer, they talked their heads off DURING THE EPISODE and it was a NEW ONE!! You just wanted to kick (VERY lightly) them just to get their attention so you could tell them to be quiet, but instead the friend hits you (A fun little hit. Goofy punch) and you do a full on kick by accident and kick the talkitive friend in the chin and they do a backflip off the bed. So, you've warned them so many times that if they say a PEEP, they are out the door... unless it's during a commercial :P♥
174. Your MySpace mood is always "NCIS & GW"... always :)♥
175. You're going to be Melinda for Halloween (If I can get the locket necklace in the stupid mail in time.)
176. When you were naming off restaurants in your area you accidentally named off Lentos.
177. You have a Ghost Whisperer obsessiversery (The day you became obsessed with Ghost Whisperer) (Mine's November 12th! LOL)
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Lidiq

that is!!xoxo

Sep 3 2009, 12:25 PM EDT by Lidiq

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Guilty on so many levels...nonoNow I know I'm not crazy:)))))haha this is great page I LOVE IT!

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peachdoxie

me loves ghost whisperer

Aug 9 2009, 12:03 AM EDT by peachdoxie

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I said Gulity to numbers: 1, 2, 3,4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10,11,13,14,15,16,17,19, 20,21,22,24,25,26,27,28,29, 30 (HECK YEAH!!!!) 31,32,33,34,35,36,37,39,40,41,42,43,46,47,48,49,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70,71,73,74,75,78,79,80,81,82,84,85,86,87,88,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98,99

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Melinda'sfan4ever

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Aug 8 2009, 8:31 PM EDT by MelindaCBS

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Well I don't think I'm skipping my grandmothers...But my brother's is on Sept. 25 and well, his B-Day comes second!

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